We Will Survive

At first, we were afraid, we were petrified

Kept thinking we could never live without you by our side

And we spent so many nights thinking how you did us wrong

Now we’ve banded all together, your tariffs made us strong

And so you know , you’re not so great

There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell we’ll be your 51st state

We should have told you this before

you don’t believe this but it is true

You really need the stuff we sell, far more than we need you

So now just go, walk out the door

We do not need you

You’re not welcome anymore

Weren’t you the one who’s crap idea were these fights

You’ll soon come to regret it, when we turn out all your lights

Oh Canada, we will survive

As long as we can get to work, we know we’ll stay alive

We have everything we need; we can live without your greed

We will survive; we will survive

And you see us, we really grew

We’re not some fledgling little colony in awe of you

We remain a country proud, that is happy to be free

You can’t figure out the power of our distinct identities!

So now just go, we will survive

As long as we can wear our gloves, we know we’ll stay alive

We have everything we need; we can live without your greed

We will survive; we will survive

So,

Go on, go, walk out the door

We’ve gone off you, we’re not so friendly anymore

Weren’t you the one who tried to give us a raw deal

But you’ll collapse without our oil, aluminum and steel

At first, we were afraid, we were petrified

Kept thinking we could never live without you by our side

Soon you’ll realize, you didn’t have a clue

That we can sell our resources, to anyone but you

Just so you know, you’re not so great

There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell, we’ll be your 51st state

We should have closed our border tight

Should’ve sent you on your way

If we had known for just one second, that you’d get so anti-gay!

So now just go, don’t bait our races

We do not like you, you fascist load of big disgraces

Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt us with your lies

Did you think we’d crumble, and just lay down and die

It took all the strength we had not to fall apart

Just to try to mend the pieces of our broken hearts

We spent so many nights, crying softly in our beer

Now we realize that thanks to you we’ve nothing left to fear

You hit us hard, you knocked us down

but underestimated, the Canada you found

Now we’re fucking pissed, and united to the core

We are true Canadians, and we’ll be forever more

So just get lost, and don’t look back

We don’t need you; you behave like you’re on crack

Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt us, till we cry

Did you think we’d crumble, and just lay down and die

When you wake up, you’ll realize

Without the stuff that we produce you just couldn’t survive,

Once you see your trade war’s done far too much self harm

And you apologize we’ll have you back, our friends with open arms

‘Til that day, we lock our door

You will regret it; you can’t win this tariff war

The Canada we love so much, will never die

We are proud Canadians, we hold our heads up high

Oh Canada, we will survive

As long as we can shovel snow, we know we’ll stay alive

We have everything we need; we can live without your greed

We will survive; we will survive

We will survive!